Jokes

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
answer An envelope

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Answer Same middle name

What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Answer Stinkerbell

What is the only thing that you can put into a bucket that will make it lighter?
Answer A hole

Why is six scared of seven?
Answer because 7-8-9

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Answer A Wonkey

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
Answer if you are mouse

Doctor doctor,everyone ignores me
Answer Next please

How many skunks in a group
Answer A Phew

What do you get if you cross a dog and a rose?
Answer A Colly Flower

What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
Answer A walky talkie

Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Answer SIT !